thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you
I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger
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my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
(Source: acomas, via forever-and-alwayss)
millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries.
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me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
